Nakgombumsand is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, pitiless bear.

Nakgombumsand created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Nakgombumsand, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nakgombumsand, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nakgombumsand's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nakgombumsand's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nakgombumsand.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.