Xuckbatlist is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless
swallow.
Xuckbatlist created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckbatlist, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Xuckbatlist, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Xuckbatlist's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Xuckbatlist's Holy Commandments1. Never skip in the presence of frogs.
2. Always help horses.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never look in ponds.