Xuckbatlist is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless swallow.

Xuckbatlist created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbatlist, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xuckbatlist, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Xuckbatlist's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Xuckbatlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of frogs.

2. Always help horses.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.