Tagbelldogveenstan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, deceitful squirrel.

Tagbelldogveenstan created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tagbelldogveenstan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tagbelldogveenstan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tagbelldogveenstan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tagbelldogveenstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must pray to Tagbelldogveenstan five times a day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Do not shave your chest.