Fossbamdiblarnzakrap Natrigdid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow jaguar.

Fossbamdiblarnzakrap Natrigdid created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossbamdiblarnzakrap Natrigdid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fossbamdiblarnzakrap Natrigdid, he will turn you into a worm.

Fossbamdiblarnzakrap Natrigdid's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fossbamdiblarnzakrap Natrigdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Always obey Fossbamdiblarnzakrap Natrigdid's priests.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fossbamdiblarnzakrap Natrigdid.