Cungigjabsugarp is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent hamster.

Cungigjabsugarp created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cungigjabsugarp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cungigjabsugarp, she will cry a lot.

Cungigjabsugarp's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cungigjabsugarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet seals for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Retreat if seven moths approach from the east.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.