Wikdagzodjenmidzig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable bear.

Wikdagzodjenmidzig created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdagzodjenmidzig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wikdagzodjenmidzig, it will come to you in dreams.

Wikdagzodjenmidzig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wikdagzodjenmidzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. You must love Wikdagzodjenmidzig.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help great tits in need.