Kabfebkem is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable mole.

Kabfebkem created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabfebkem, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kabfebkem, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kabfebkem's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kabfebkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must pray to Kabfebkem six times a day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.