Ingcipgar is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, weak lion.

Ingcipgar created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingcipgar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ingcipgar, she will turn you into a snail.

Ingcipgar's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ingcipgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ingcipgar's name in vain.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.