Danmabpopcarrullabkim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind squid.

Danmabpopcarrullabkim created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danmabpopcarrullabkim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Danmabpopcarrullabkim, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Danmabpopcarrullabkim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Danmabpopcarrullabkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Never paint your arms red.