Hotrullpig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage elephant.

Hotrullpig created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotrullpig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hotrullpig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hotrullpig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hotrullpig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hotrullpig.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Retreat if five bats approach from the west.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.