Hanortlist is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, benevolent ant.

Hanortlist created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanortlist, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hanortlist, it will cry a lot.

Hanortlist's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hanortlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Hanortlist must be the most important thing in your life.