Sawbafwabhudloopfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, staggering mink.

Sawbafwabhudloopfarn created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawbafwabhudloopfarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sawbafwabhudloopfarn, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sawbafwabhudloopfarn's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sawbafwabhudloopfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.