Barnbiffob is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient deer.

Barnbiffob created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Barnbiffob, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Barnbiffob, he will refuse to believe in you.

Barnbiffob's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Barnbiffob's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Retreat if six mice approach from the west.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.