Witsabgam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking penguin.

Witsabgam created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witsabgam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Witsabgam, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Witsabgam's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Witsabgam's Holy Commandments

1. Witsabgam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.