Vidnilmumyogtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying raven.

Vidnilmumyogtonk created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidnilmumyogtonk, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vidnilmumyogtonk, she will not care at all.

Vidnilmumyogtonk's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vidnilmumyogtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not run in public.