Lopsombap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced yak.

Lopsombap created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Lopsombap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lopsombap, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lopsombap's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Lopsombap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never wear red shorts.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.