Bogbonvid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever dragon.

Bogbonvid created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbonvid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bogbonvid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bogbonvid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bogbonvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bogbonvid.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.