Arnflisfod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured ant.

Arnflisfod created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Arnflisfod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arnflisfod, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arnflisfod's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Arnflisfod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed coconuts to seals while wearing blue shoes.

5. Do not shave your neck.