Cennurlgut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, emotional faun.

Cennurlgut created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cennurlgut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cennurlgut, she will think nothing of it.

Cennurlgut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cennurlgut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silver sculptures of Cennurlgut on top of important buildings.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Do not take Cennurlgut's name in vain.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.