Flanominort is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able salamander.

Flanominort created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanominort, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanominort, she will curse you with boils.

Flanominort's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Flanominort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.