Pombitnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless sheep.

Pombitnurl created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombitnurl, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pombitnurl, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pombitnurl's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pombitnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away from green hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.