Karhigdut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful capybara.

Karhigdut created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karhigdut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Karhigdut, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Karhigdut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Karhigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Karhigdut.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Karhigdut loves bats, so they must be respected.