Timsingov is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil wombat.

Timsingov created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Timsingov, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Timsingov, he will turn you into a duck.

Timsingov's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Timsingov's Holy Commandments

1. Put Timsingov first in all things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Do not bounce in public.