Jarnbabdit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, capable rat.

Jarnbabdit created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbabdit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jarnbabdit, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jarnbabdit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Jarnbabdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Put Jarnbabdit first in all things.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Never look in ponds.