Tammilbess is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, stupid
raven.
Tammilbess created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Tammilbess, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Tammilbess, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Tammilbess' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Tammilbess' Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never bounce near squirrels.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not laugh in public.