Tammilbess is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, stupid raven.

Tammilbess created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tammilbess, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tammilbess, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tammilbess' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tammilbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never bounce near squirrels.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not laugh in public.