Fabmissaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented shark.

Fabmissaf created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabmissaf, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fabmissaf, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Fabmissaf's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fabmissaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Hide if four great tits approach from the south.

4. Always help swans.

5. Never wear yellow jumpers.