Hudtailtail is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent wombat.

Hudtailtail created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtailtail, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hudtailtail, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hudtailtail's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hudtailtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.

5. Do not make images of living things.