Wonsugstipman is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, fussy butterfly.

Wonsugstipman created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonsugstipman, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wonsugstipman, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Wonsugstipman's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Wonsugstipman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Erect six carbon sculptures of Wonsugstipman on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat cucumbers.