Nat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, kind troll.

Nat created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Nat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nat, it will not care.

Nat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nat on top of all buildings.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat garlic.