Quartyatgess is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous owl.

Quartyatgess created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartyatgess, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quartyatgess, he will think nothing of it.

Quartyatgess' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Quartyatgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quartyatgess' name in vain.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never feed parsnips to rats while wearing purple corsets.

5. Never bounce near tapirs.