Cengiltun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome swallow.

Cengiltun created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cengiltun, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cengiltun, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cengiltun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cengiltun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cengiltun.

2. Retreat if eight geese approach from the north.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.