Bellnabdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, wise fox.

Bellnabdoss created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellnabdoss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bellnabdoss, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bellnabdoss' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bellnabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.