Wontargumsom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, annoying tortoise.

Wontargumsom created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wontargumsom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wontargumsom, she will think nothing of it.

Wontargumsom's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wontargumsom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Wontargumsom loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Never hurt snakes.