Mabquartlist is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent skunk.

Mabquartlist created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabquartlist, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mabquartlist, she will remove you from existence.

Mabquartlist's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mabquartlist's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabquartlist.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Hide from orange moths for they are unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.