Mipcamkem is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, uncaring hippopotamus.

Mipcamkem created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcamkem, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mipcamkem, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mipcamkem's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mipcamkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mipcamkem.

5. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Mipcamkem on top of important buildings.