Cisscimbep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered clam.

Cisscimbep created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisscimbep, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cisscimbep, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cisscimbep's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cisscimbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.