Gidjankom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind grasshopper.

Gidjankom created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidjankom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidjankom, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gidjankom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gidjankom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Gidjankom on top of important buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.