Megwigbom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, effective snail.

Megwigbom created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megwigbom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Megwigbom, she will not care.

Megwigbom's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Megwigbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Put Megwigbom first in all things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megwigbom.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.