Witdubpark is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered yak.

Witdubpark created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Witdubpark, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Witdubpark, she will not care at all.

Witdubpark's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Witdubpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear trousers.