Lignutcut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart hamster.

Lignutcut created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lignutcut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lignutcut, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lignutcut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lignutcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. You must love Lignutcut.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not commit murder.