Ominpomhug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying lion.

Ominpomhug created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominpomhug, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ominpomhug, he will jump up and down on your head.

Ominpomhug's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ominpomhug's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must pray to Ominpomhug nine times a day.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not cook food in pots.