Sugcinhat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, slow hare.

Sugcinhat created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugcinhat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sugcinhat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sugcinhat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sugcinhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sugcinhat.