Goddotlim Vidbomzig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive frog.

Goddotlim Vidbomzig created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Goddotlim Vidbomzig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Goddotlim Vidbomzig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Goddotlim Vidbomzig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Goddotlim Vidbomzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Goddotlim Vidbomzig.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Goddotlim Vidbomzig.