Disspanarppasfigsitmat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, moody armadillo.

Disspanarppasfigsitmat created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Disspanarppasfigsitmat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Disspanarppasfigsitmat, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Disspanarppasfigsitmat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Disspanarppasfigsitmat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never wear orange coats.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never think about moons.