Pangmigdanlabdapnatrullmon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, confident goblin.

Pangmigdanlabdapnatrullmon created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pangmigdanlabdapnatrullmon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangmigdanlabdapnatrullmon, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Pangmigdanlabdapnatrullmon's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Pangmigdanlabdapnatrullmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Always help gulls in need.