Stipnilkipjad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, stupid dragon.

Stipnilkipjad created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipnilkipjad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stipnilkipjad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stipnilkipjad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Stipnilkipjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never hurt mice.