Bogtalduss is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omniscient lion.

Bogtalduss created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtalduss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bogtalduss, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bogtalduss' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bogtalduss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. You must never eat limes.