Xenkopbass is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent dove.

Xenkopbass created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenkopbass, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xenkopbass, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xenkopbass' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Xenkopbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Do not take Xenkopbass' name in vain.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.