Mindubhug is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented penguin.

Mindubhug created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mindubhug, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mindubhug, he will be very unhappy.

Mindubhug's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mindubhug's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the west.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sit near gulls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not bounce in public.