Bababxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sage goose.

Bababxuc created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Bababxuc, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bababxuc, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bababxuc's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bababxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about fire.